The Gateway (2013-12-11)

by: University of Alberta

Publication date: 2013-12-11

Topics: gateway

Publisher: University of Alberta

Collection: peel_newspapers; peel_newspapers; the_gateway; peel; university_of_alberta_libraries; toronto

Language: English

Page 1: - "That is one big pile of shit" Page 2: - PHOTO OF THE WEEK - sesame streeters Page 3: - Enmoistened President flaunts her lovely lady lumps - Cash-strapped int'l students begin selling body parts to pay for tuition - news queefs Page 4: - Opa! issues heartfelt apology for stereotyping Greek community - news queefs Page 5: - Please sir, I beg of you: from whence doth it cum? Page 6: - U of A takes Getaway's advice, proposes Average College - Corporate sponsorship hits university campus Page 7: - U of A implements Battle Royale death matches for bad students - Beloved campus puppy therapy axed, bitchy kittens build more character Page 8: - Canadian politics could use a few more crack smokers - Things are different now - letters to the editor Page 9: - Debating the sex appeal of vaginal juices Page 10: - You're an uncultured hick if you haven't been to Europe - butts Butts Dicks Cunts Page 11: - I regret everything bad I've ever said about old people Page 12: - sexual intercourse - Moronto mayor Rubby Fjord reveals extent of coke snorting on intervention Page 13: - Because Edmonton didn't have enough musical festivals already - Vino bitchez Page 14: - "Dick" the halls this Christmas with new gadgets for glittering genitals - fashion streakers - eau évaluation Page 15: - A love letter to 7-Eleven chili dogs: savoury stomach aches Page 16: - Getaway writer defiant after costing team gold medal - Bears - Pandas Page 17: - Bears and Pandas hockey teams need more funding for new arena - Bears football star player gives birth to twin sons Page 18: - Bears and Pandas turn to Jimmy for answers - Jimmy condom's advice column Page 19: - Hockey player prepares for finals - Getaway finally decides to cut sports Coverage after 103 Years - Controversy surrounds CIS Hall of Fame hopeful Page 20: - Austin Acheouts catching onto latest pro sports coaching trend - Oilers announce new official partnership initiative with local drinking establishment Page 21: - Oilers and Flames to merge into new "Alberta" NHL team - NBA's Utah Jazz to sing new tune after switch to more modern name Page 22: Page 23: Page 24:

Notes

[public]: Weekly. Description based on vol. 64, no. 1 (4 September 1973). Special centenary edition issued as vol. XCIX (19 September 2008). Student newspaper of the University of Alberta. [public]: The Gateway made its debut at the University of Alberta on 21 November 1910. The newspaper was founded when a group of students gathered at the home of Libby Lloyd to discuss the creation of a student newspaper. Albert Edward Ottewell was The Gateway's first editor-in-chief.