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Women age 18-30 who have never had
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For rent. 3 bedroom 15 bath 1200 sq fttownhouse oft 23
Ave/Sadd-ebac* Rd. .-kssetb a-l amenities, 2 par-Jogsta s.
NSNP. Furhsiings pptiV September SlBOO/mcnth
Cathe- : Te evenings, 43S-2Q75.
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American Sign Language Cass l.eve One, non-r-ed't
course, begins 20 Seotexber. 2007 tc twelve weeks
Tnu-sdays 630-930 prr. $'2S>. Contact Spec'aized
Supoort and Disability Services. U of A, 492-3381, 2-800
EMPLOYMENT - PART TIME
K tenen ne o needed at tne Upper Crust Cate and Caterers.
PT or FT. Gose to campus We can be fteriolearound your
schedule No Sundays o-" ong weekends Fax resume to
436-8942 or in person afternoons10909-86 Ave.
Tne Creperie Restau-ant Requires part-time hostess/host
two to three nignts a week 4 30-l0.00pm 5850 P us
Gratu'tes Pease tax resume 4265020 Ema xunneAten--,
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Catering Delivery driver needed tar Upper Crust. Musi pe
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Weekend pa-t-t n-e (32 laurs/monthl Personal care aide
needed to - F Quad, ocated by Coseum, 5'2-lS/nr Ca lisa
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requ'redtr.' Wednesday and/or Tnursday evenings. Above
average wages No experience required. P ease drop otl
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Part+ime Receptionist required at Rive' Valley Health.
U!vers ; ty area sports chiropractic dint looking tor energetic
ndividual tot immediate opening. Posit on ette-scampus
local on. f ex n e noil's and compefit ve wages. Applicant
must possess exce.ent communication and customer
serv.ee skills. Pnys Ed. Kinesiology o- Pnysiology oackgrcund
and previous reception exoer'ence are assets. Applicants
must be available to- morning and weekend shifts and
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Tne Student E'lslress Centre is looking tor volunteers
wno want to make a difference! Training starts Sept 13.
apply today! www.su.ualbertaxa/sdc
Volume?' Assistant to' Kids Karate Club, ages 6-12.
One hour, week Tnu’sdays 4pm. two blocks from UofA
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processed at SFAIC
This is one of the 4762 U of A
students that has been helped
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Edulinx representatives will be at SFAIC to process
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and assistance with loan signing, please contact us.
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