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"Tnen 1 s decid^' the Chef Minister cairt
out to tne sparseiy-pc^ated cnamper. 1 now
call and end to th's meeting of the New Delhi
Muhcipal Co(*ic3. We' ailrreel^inneK-'
doors bu-sfng open "WAIT!" cried out the
Wild-eyed .man who had appeared 'n tne
doorway. Hs clothes wet torn and staned.
nis body nunched over severey as a resut of
“Who is this rnan?' fTKindered tne .Vilnisler
as r» rose motion ng far tne stranger to be
•errowed ^om the meefng
Tve come frorn the tutu-e to warn you ot a
ter'‘‘bie rrislate that wii Demadetirs night. In
my time, clvif^ation has co^iapsed due to New
Delhi's dedsi'on to hurit iwing monkeys with
arger Hercer morvieys
'Quiet, you too'' What I tell you is ot all
importance The larger rryjnkeys eventually
chase out the smaller, but then quickly turn on
tne-r numn trainers."
Tnat may well b-"
"Ves. I know. You'ii deal vr tn the new. larger
sim'ans with genetically-enriaoced bee's.
But the bears will go out of coritrol. So you'll
move to emof-oria. y-abused fgers. And then
rt'ghly-Da-'d mercenaries. And then
■.. Grand Fttpso' Travolta wi'i evenhialiy
oe attacked by a ^oup ot Rarnones tribute
artists. T>ie collapse ot h« empire wil flood fnp
world vi^h black rnartef voUeyballs, caus'ng
greaf unrest in the united Commonwealtn of
Chevrolet, which has »en increased terrorist
attacks sirice gptd standard conapsed after
the ioinf Is'aer-Peruvian invasipri of New New
Finally, the Chief Minister cut in. 'This'isall
very terrifying. Sir, But I'rn rfraid that you're in
the wrorg meetir^. Tnis is theTransoortation
andCNic services vote,"
Tne wild-eyed ^'anger paused to' a
moment. “On the call to s^egate bus laries
within the New Detoi core?" Tne coune'i
members who were still awake nodded.
"Virtii in that case-.WAlT! I've come from
will be made this night.'