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AVAUNCHE O^ANUKES 

"Tnen 1 s decid^' the Chef Minister cairt 
out to tne sparseiy-pc^ated cnamper. 1 now 
call and end to th's meeting of the New Delhi 
Muhcipal Co(*ic3. We' ailrreel^inneK-' 
Hewascutottbytnesoundoftnecnarrbpr 
doors bu-sfng open "WAIT!" cried out the 
Wild-eyed .man who had appeared 'n tne 
doorway. Hs clothes wet torn and staned. 
nis body nunched over severey as a resut of 
ma-nutrition. 

“Who is this rnan?' fTKindered tne .Vilnisler 
as r» rose motion ng far tne stranger to be 
•errowed ^om the meefng 
Tve come frorn the tutu-e to warn you ot a 
ter'‘‘bie rrislate that wii Demadetirs night. In 
my time, clvif^ation has co^iapsed due to New 


Delhi's dedsi'on to hurit iwing monkeys with 
arger Hercer morvieys 

'Quiet, you too'' What I tell you is ot all 
importance The larger rryjnkeys eventually 
chase out the smaller, but then quickly turn on 
tne-r numn trainers." 

Tnat may well b-" 

"Ves. I know. You'ii deal vr tn the new. larger 
sim'ans with genetically-enriaoced bee's. 
But the bears will go out of coritrol. So you'll 
move to emof-oria. y-abused fgers. And then 
rt'ghly-Da-'d mercenaries. And then 

Fburnours late-.. 

■.. Grand Fttpso' Travolta wi'i evenhialiy 
oe attacked by a ^oup ot Rarnones tribute 
artists. T>ie collapse ot h« empire wil flood fnp 


world vi^h black rnartef voUeyballs, caus'ng 
greaf unrest in the united Commonwealtn of 
Chevrolet, which has »en increased terrorist 
attacks sirice gptd standard conapsed after 
the ioinf Is'aer-Peruvian invasipri of New New 
England." 

Finally, the Chief Minister cut in. 'This'isall 
very terrifying. Sir, But I'rn rfraid that you're in 
the wrorg meetir^. Tnis is theTransoortation 
andCNic services vote," 

Tne wild-eyed ^'anger paused to' a 
moment. “On the call to s^egate bus laries 
within the New Detoi core?" Tne coune'i 
members who were still awake nodded. 

"Virtii in that case-.WAlT! I've come from 
tnehjturetowarnyouofawnibiemistakptnat 
will be made this night.'