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THE GATEWAY • volume a number 43 


comics ft Classifieds 15 


THE UNCONSCIOUS KIND by Paul Cresey 




GETTIN' LARRY by Bobby Williamson 


THINGS AND STUFF by Kathryn Dutchak 





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CLASSIFIEDS 

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to www.gatewayclassifieds.ca 

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summer season interior and exterior 
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all training. Call Color Shift Painting for 
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SERVICES 

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Call 780-461-0440. 

29 HIGH-CLASS MALE 
STRIPPER NAMES 

1. Cinnamon 

2. Nutmeg 

3. Sweet Mango Chutney 

4. Ginger Nuts 


5. Black Beauty 

6. Brown Sugar 

7. Old Jelly Ro 1 

8. Gigsbite 

9. Guardian Boo 

10. Old Sdce 

T1. (That boy is a) Monster 
12 Shane 

13. The Sugarplum Eal-y 
14 Daddy Wartjucks 

15. Snake Charmer 

16. Stephen the Butter-Covered Striooe- 

17. The Lovely Bones 

18. Doctor Wbooos 

19. star Wars Kc 

20. Golden Nuggets 

21. The North American Banana Monopoly 

22. The Brazilian 

23. Scott Pilgrim versus these oh-so-itchv 
assless leather chaps 

24. Swimmer’s Bone 

25. Free Willy II. Willy Hame- 

26. "be MANconomy 
27 The Wrangiy te-xster 

28. Gunnz 

29. Bunnz 


Why God being your Dad would suck 


•So then I was all like. 'Listen...Rodrigo, If your going to come to our 
country, your going to have to learn how to speak our self-deprecating 
sense of sarcasm due to lack of historical and social 
context....yeh...yeh.... and then I punched him." 


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