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RVEL UNIVERSE 


CULLEN BUNN DALIBOR TALAJIC 
WRITER ARTIST 


LEE LOUGHRIDGE  VC'S JOE SABINO 
COLORIST LETTERER 


KAARE ANDREWS JORDAN D. WHITE 


COVER ARTIST EDITOR 
NICK LOWE AXEL ALONSO 
SENIOR EDITOR EDITOR IN CHIEF 
JOE QUESADA DAN BUCKLEY 
CHIEF CREATIVE OFFICER PUBLISHER 
ALAN FINE 


EXECUTIVE PRODUCER 





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ТАМ--ТНЕ 
WATCHER! 











WHILE 
OTHERS ARE 
FILLED WITH 
NAUGHT BUT 

PAIN AND 
TERROR. 





























LIKE THE 
OTHERS OF MY 
AGELESS RACE, 1 
WANDER THE 
MULTIVERSE IN 
OBSERVATION OF 
COUNTLESS WORLDS 
AND COUNTLESS 
REALITIES! 


CESSATIONS MAY BE 
QUIET AND PEACEFUL. 
THE PASSING OF ONE 
EXISTENCE TO MAKE 

WAY FOR THE 









YES! COUNTLESS 
WORLDS... AND UPON 
EACH OF THESE WORLDS 
COUNTLESS STORIES 
UNFOLD. 


ІНАУЕ 
WITNESSED THE 
ASCENSION OF GODS 
AND THE DESTRUCTION OF 
CELESTIAL BODIES... THE 
BIRTH OF ENTIRE WORLDS 
AND APOCALYPTIC ENDINGS, 
OF CIVILIZATIONS. 


THINGS MUST 
COME AN 
ENDING. 














BUT SUCH 


NEXT. 










































WHAT IS 
IT, REED? 


WHAT WAS 













1.1 CAN'T JUST 
LEAVE YOU, REED. THEY'RE © HE CAN'T 
ICAN'T JUST GONE, SUE. GET TO 
LEAVE-- THE THEM. 


CHILDREN! 













I SENT THEM 

INTO THE NEGATIVE 

ZONE... WHERE HE 

COULDN'T TOUCH 
THEM, 





GONE 
EVERYTHING 
DESTROYED, 


EVEN BEN. 

REDUCED TO 

ROCKS AND 
DUST. 


GET THEM 
BACK. 











Y I'VE GOTTA 
, HAND IT TO YOU, 
HOT-HBAD-- 


you pur up 
} MORE OF A FIGHT | 
| THAN Z GAVE YOU j 
CREDIT FOR. 


SHAME TO 
TRASH SUCH A 
7 SWEETRIDE, OF ' 
COURSE, BUT you | 
| KNOW WHAT THEY | 


E sep e DEFINITELY 
YOUR COLOR- 


Z'M GLAD 
YOU SHOWED | 
up. de 


LET'S SEE 4 
| IE YOU'RE HALF | 
AS MUCH FUN 
AS YOUR-- 





DEADPOOL..I 
DON'T KNOW WHY 
MAYBE YOU'RE 


MY FAMILY. 44 WORKING FOR ONE 
'OF OUR ENEMIES. 


YOU WON'T BE 
HURTING ANYONE 


ELSE--EVER! 


MAYBE YOU 
IMAGINE THE 


IT DOESN'T 
MATTER, BECAUSE 
EITHER WAY.. 





AFTER ALL 
THESE YEARS OF 
SUPER-HERO-ING 

AROUND THE WORLD, 

YOU SHOULD KNOW 
BETTER, REALLY. 


YET, 
THIS IS NOT 
WHERE OUR 
STORY TRULY 


AND SO, TH! 
FANTASTIC FOUR--THE 
FIRST FAMILY OF AN 
AGE OF MARVELS-- 

PASSES INTO 

THE VOID. 


TO WITNESS 
THE TRUE INCEPTION 
OF THESE TRAGIC 
EVENTS, WE MUST 
TURN BACK THE 


AND TURN 
OUR ATTENTION TO 
RAVENSCROFT ASYLUM, 
A PLACE OF HEALING FOR 
SHATTERED, TORTURED 
SOULS. 


BRIGHTON HAS INTRODUCED 
RADICAL NEW TREATMENTS 
DESIGNED TO EASE 
TROUBLED MINDS. 


Al ч 


AND TURN MALICIOUS 
SOULS TOWARD THE 


T 





RIP YOU J 
APART! 


EXCUSE ME, 
DR. BRIGHTON. 


You 

WANTED TO 

BE INFORMED 
WHEN HE 
ARRIVED. 


FOR 
PITY'S SAKE-- 
WE'RE HUMAN 

BEINGS! 


you 
DON'T RUN WITH 
‘SCISSORS... 


AND you 
NEVER, EVER 
TURN YOUR BACK 
ON A DEAD ENEMY-- 
ESPECIALLY NOT ONE 
WITH A HEALING FACTOR! 





py XA m 
L— | "THEY JUST BROUGHT | 
2 DEADPOOL IN.” 


ALL RIGHT! 
ALL RIGHT! ALL 
RIGHT! YOU GUYS 
GOT ME! YOU 
REALLY HAD ME 
FOOLED! 


NOW, LET. 
ME UP AND I'LL 
TIE ONE OF YOU 

DOWN. 


STORM. 
YOU'RE FIRST. 


YOU SHOULD BREATHE 
EASY, PROFESSOR 
XAVIER. 


'MY TECHNIQUES 
ARE UNORTHODOX, 
BUT I'VE HAD A GREAT 
DEAL OF SUCCESS IN 
REHABILITATING 
INDIVIDUALS JUST 
LIKE MR. WILSON, 


I HAVE 


METHODS OF 
MY OWN, DR. 
BRIGHTON, AND 


T ASSURE 


I'VE GOT 
A BAD FEELING 
ABOUT THIS, 


LIKE IT. 


WADE MAY 
ВЕ А LOOSE 
САММОМ, ВОТ 

TURNING HIM OVER 

TO THESE QUACKS. 

AIN'T THE RIGHT MOVE. 

I DON'T CARE HOW 

A HIGH PROFILE THIS 

DOCTOR Is. 


I'M AFRAID 
THIS IS NO LONGER 
|| OPEN TO DISCUSSION, 
LOGAN. WADE NEEDS 
HELP THAT WE 
CANNOT PROVIDE. 


HOPE HE CAN 
FIND THE CARE 
HE NEEDS 
HERE 


you guys! 

REALLY! T DON'T 
DO WELL WITH 
INSTITUTIONS. 


I HAVE 
SEVERAL ANNULLED 
MARRIAGES... 


I'M OVERDRAWN | 
AT THE BANK... 


I BURNED THE 
SMITHSONIAN TO 


FIND THAT 


DEADPOOL IS 
A UNIQUE 


BUT DON'T 
WORRY 





ILSON WILL E цам 9 
clive my PERSONAL || SAYING IS THAT © 
| IF YOU CONSIDER 
— THIS APPROPRIATE 
AFTER-DINNER WEAR, 
YOUR FUTURE IN THE 
FASHION INDUSTRY 


I Look 
RIDICULOUS, 
N'T т? ВЕ | 


ШҮР... ас 
| JOAN RIVERS | 


HONEST. 


PLEASE, 
MR. WILSON. 


T SEAT. LET'S GET 
TO KNOW ONE 
ANOTHER. 


puke-stained white 
just washes you out. 


I UNDERSTAND YOU PUT UP QUITE A 
FIGHT WHEN THE STAFF TRIED TO 
REMOVE YOUR COSTUME, 

MR. WILSON. 


DUNCAN. 
VINCENT... YOU 
CAN LEAVE 
Now. 


YOU MEAN, LIKE, 
I TELL YOU ABOUT 
MY CHILDHOOD 
AND LOOK AT INK 





T YOU NOW. 

HOWLONG IT's 
BEEN SINCE T HAI 

A GOOD, OLD- NE AT 
FASHIONED ONE- DIDN'T END IN 


k ON-( GRATUITOUS WHERE DO 
CH SNE SONS д, SES, p ISTART? 


НБҮ...АВЕН"Т YOURE A TRAINED 4 
Not the “I was born YOU WIN PaEuEVE ME. ASSASSIN ARE ED eR f 
poor and oppressed” ANYTHING , THIS STUFF J| [№ YOUNOT? 4 OF ARMED AND 
story again DOWN? Á, is GOLD. ў UNARMED 
eme" COMBAT 


YEAH. TRY 


SOMETHING NEW 
THIS TIMI 


I WAS BORN 
A COAL-MINER'S 


A CAPACITY 
FOR REGENERATION 
THAT MAKES YOU 
NEARLY 
UNKILLABLE. 


DAUGHTER. 


MY MOTHER 
NEVER BREAST 
FED ME. 


Z IN FACT, 

NONE OF THE NM. 
NEIGHBORHOOD 
MOMS GAVE ME 

THE TIME OF 

DAY. 


I DON'T 
KNOW ABOUT 
UNKILLABLE. 


Although a lot of 
your best friends 
have tried. 























HEY! THERE'S \ 
| NO NEED TO BE | 
RUDE/ 


(CEIM VERY {у 
EFFICIENT. 


WHAT DR. 

INEFFICIENT BRIGHTON CAN'T 

KILLER. FIX PSYCHO MAN 
ILL. 


YOU AND I 
HAVE À GREAT 
DEAL OF WORK 


TO DO, 
DEADPOOL. 


UNFORTUNATELY N 
FOR YOU, MY GOALS 
HAVE NOTHING TO DO 
WITH SOLVING YOUR 
PSYCHOLOGICAL 
INADEQUACIES. 











Also, you're 
selfish in bed. 








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YOU TO RELAX. b. 
THAT IT MIGHT MENT IECESSARY 
E. 4 RITE OF PASSAGE 
QA IT STRIPS AWAY 
Z N. RESISTANCE. \ 


NDON 
CONQUEST О 

LARGER % 
TARGETS, T KNEW 5 


T'O NEED AN ARMY AN 


























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BE RUDE, BUT ` 
WHERE ARE 
THOSE OTHER / 
ys? 


| THE OTHER y 
_ VOICES? 7 





. RICHAT 
DING SOME 

SMIC TASER TO BRIN 
(OU DOW! 





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